Who we are

Funny you should ask that, because it has been baffling doctors for years. We call ourselves the Snootchians, and we follow the ways of Snootchism, which worships benches. This is why we dedicate our lives to seeking out new types of benches, across the globe. This site will soon be equipped with one of the only databases of benches in the world, which will contain ratings of benches on different categories.